“You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot further the brother-hood of man by encouraging class hatred. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.”
– Abraham Lincoln
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PUN-ISHMENT!
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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SCHOOL – A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

BIBLE – A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?”

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear.

Hmmmm!

“Remember this: Whoever turns a sinner from the error of his way will save him from death and cover over a multitude of sins.” – James 5:20