Food for Thought

“Democracy is based upon the conviction that there are extraordinary possibilities in ordinary people.” – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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Say What?

At an Optometrist's Office:

“If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Taxidermist's window: “We really know our stuff.”

On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments

-(posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia)

(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(8) Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day!

Peace starts with a smile.