“I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.” – General Douglas MacArthur
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Sometimes a Little Comparison Helps You Feel Just a Little Smarter!
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of yourlife."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti- smoking campaign
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward .
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC .
Hmmmmmm!
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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