Sunday, May 1, 2011

“Personally, I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”
~ Winston Churchill


Think About It!

A Marine, didn’t care that his trip to the shooting range had been canceled, but he was put off that his physical exam was still on. “Should it bother me,” he asked, “that they don’t seem to care how well I can shoot, but they are interested in how fast I can run?”

It has been said that Australia is a rather laid-back kind of place. This is exemplified by a sign seen in a small shop:
“Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.”

On another note, how about this disquieting sign that had been recently posted in the cemetery where a dear lady went to visit her husband’s grave:
“Please carry out what you bring in.” Hmmm!


LEFTY TRIVIA

(We are a minority, but that does not make us unimportant! 8-)

Lefties are creative
Everybody knows that
Forever with ideas
They’re always first at bat
Intuitive and bright
Easy going day and night
Southpaws do it better!
(~ but never do it right)


There is no single Bible verse on which one can rely absolutely. Only the whole Bible gives the truth. A kidney removed from the body is no longer a kidney, but a piece of meat. Even the commandments given directly by God have meaning only when connected with other parts of Scripture, and augmented by common sense.” - Richard Wurmbrand

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