WHAT IS A GEEK?

A group of friends were discussing how to communicate to others what a “geek” is. One said, “We’re all sort of geeks, because we’re seldom at a loss for answers.” His friend commented, “Having a command of a large body of information does not a geek make.”
“Maybe not,” retorted the first, “but putting a verb at the end of a sentence does.” 

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WATCH YOUR PUNCTUATION, PLEASE!

Sign outside a local family restaurant: Kids Under 12 Eat Free Live Clown Every Wednesday

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HILLARIOUS! (Part 1)

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – at nose height:

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your dish and food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl
up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the
knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same
door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - - - canine
or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

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“I know whom I have believed and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I have committed to Him against that day!” ~ 2 Timothy 1:12b