Friday, October 8, 2010

P. J. O’Rourke says: “A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.
Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.”


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(Ouch! - Get Thee to a Punnery!)


Pillsbury spokes-man Pop N. Fresh died yesterday at 71.

In attendance at the funeral were Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack. Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies.

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his career was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife.

They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Be a Berean!
The Bereans were of more noble character than the Thessalonians. They eagerly received the message and searched the Scriptures diligently every day to see if what Paul said was true.”
– Acts 17:11

May the LORD richly bless you and yours! ~ Bob Preston

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