“Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence.” – John Dulles
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Pun-ishment!
1. Small Change
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.”
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2. The Price Of Gas In France
A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
“Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!
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“If we have been united with him like this in his death, we will certainly also be united with him in his resurrection.” – Romans 6:5
Sunday, January 31, 2010
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