“No great thing is created suddenly.” – Epictetus
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PUN-ISHMENT! ~ Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions . . . . .

while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


MOTHER’S MILK

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was: 'Name seven advantages of 'Mothers Milk.'
Worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an 'A!

Hmmmmm!


Peter and the other apostles replied:
“We must obey God rather than men!” – Acts 5:29