“The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.” – Arthur C. Clarke


PUN-ISHMENT!

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.


Hmmmmm . . . .

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'


I can do all things through Him who strengthens me ~ Phil. 4:13