Food for Thought

Kids are Quick (more to come!)


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I it. ____________________________________



THINK ABOUT IT

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug;
some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them!

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